{"product_id":"the-mond-hoodie-gebroken-engels","title":"THE MOND | Hoodie | Fout Engels","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MOND - gebroken Engels voor koude dagen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWat gebeurt er als je \"breek me de mond niet open\" woord voor woord naar het Engels vertaalt? BREAK ME THE MOND NOT OPEN. Engelstaligen lezen dit en denken \"what the fuck is a mond?\", Nederlandstaligen lezen dit en sterven. Technisch correct, compleet fout, hilarisch absurd. Deze hoodie is voor wie van die letterlijke vertalingen houdt die alleen werken als inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVoor wie gebroken Engels draagt met trots en geniet van de verwarring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Callout Box --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f8f8; border-left: 4px solid #2c3e50; padding: 15px 20px; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-weight: 600; font-size: 1.05em; color: #2c3e50;\"\u003e👄 Wat betekent BREAK ME THE MOND NOT OPEN?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-style: italic; color: #555;\"\u003eBreek me de mond niet open - wat je zegt als waarschuwing dat je anders gaat beginnen praten over iets waar ze misschien spijt van krijgen. 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